Driving Under the Influence of Marriage
By Brian Murray and Christine Hammond On the way to a county wedding out of town, he is driving because she took too long to get ready and now they are running late. Her. [Great, he’s lost again for the hundredth time. He won’t stop and ask for directions and now I’m going to miss the processional after all that hard work on the flowers. See he doesn’t really care about what I do. Oh no, what is he wearing? He doesn’t really think that tie matches, does he?] “ Honey, I don’t recognize this way.” Him . [Gosh why can’t she just shut up, I’m tired of being talked to like a two year old.] “I’m going the way the GPS told me to go.” Her. [ Stupid GPS, doesn’t he know by now that it can’t be trusted? Why can’t he just use some common sense for a change and follow the directions my Aunt gave us. She went out of her way on a very busy day to send us special directions and now I’ll have to tell her that she wasted her time.] “I don’t think this is the